Now I'm sure many of you have heard of a fleshlight. If you havent I'll try to post something about it. Here's how to make one at home.
You will need a small towel, a ruber band, and a condom (that's a little big) or glove.
Fold the towel hotdog style, then put the condom on the end and roll the towel so that it's in the towel, but sticking out (open) on one end. Add the rubber band on the end with the condom.
Then lube up, put it between your mattress or couch, and hump like there's tomorrow!